June 2010
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WatchHot Chick Pranked By Toilet
“I’d rather eat a vagina than sushi. At least a vagina would be warm.”
– Kate Backinsale
A young man went into a sex shop to buy some condoms, and a sales girl approached him. Sales girl: Can I help you, Sir? Young man: Yes, I want to buy some condoms. Sales girl: What size do you need, Sir? Young man: I didn’t realize they came in different sizes. I don’t know what size I would need. Sales girl: May I hold your penis to tell what size you would need? As she was holding the...
I went to the doctor’s the other day and found out my new doctor is a young female, drop-dead gorgeous! I was embarrassed but she said, “Don’t worry, I’m a professional, I’ve seen it all before. Just tell me what’s wrong and I’ll help you in any way I can.” I said, “I think my cock tastes funny…”
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A notable gynecologist once said, “The best engine in the world is the vagina. It can be started with one finger. It is self-lubricating. It takes any size piston. And it changes its own oil every four weeks.It is only a pity that the management system is so fucking temperamental. “
